The Psycho Test - Part I

How crazy are you on a scale of one to ten?

1. Your mother has been bugging you for ages to clean your room, and she's finally snapped. She gives you an ultimatum: clean your room right this minute or do your family's chores for an entire year. Your reaction?

a.) You stomp your foot like a petulant child and say "No."
b.) You smile and slap her
c.) Sigh and tromp upstairs to clean your room
d.) Insult her with a really crude term and THEN go clean your room

2. You're on a date, and they suggest the terrible routine of a movie and dinner. Sighing, you check the papers for playing movies. You choose...

a.) Maniac Murder, aka Murder Maniac
b.) World after Life
c.) Legally Brunette
d.) My Little Pony: Sparkle's Last Ride

3.) You're in class and some obnoxious kid starts yelling and swearing and carrying on. You're the peacemaker in that class, but today you're super on edge and the last thing you need is THIS. Still, they're counting on you, so you say...

a.) "Look, I know you're in a bad mood and all, but could you kindly sit  and calm down since we're trying to learn?"
b.) "Sit the fuck down and shut up!"
c.) "You don't look so good, man. Maybe some drugs would help you?"
d.) "You little ****! We're trying to learn, dick! Have some respect!"

4.) Your best friend calls, and you pick up. They're hysterical because they asked someone out who was already taken and they suddenly need to do "damage control." You really want to say no, but they're begging. So you...

a.) Growl threateningly until they hang up
b.) Let out a string of curses until you hear dial tone
c.) Insult them and tell them it's their own damn fault for getting themselves into such a predicament and that they should get themselves out of this situation that they put themselves into in the first place
d.) Groan but agree, and spend the next three hours trying to help while they tell you to shut up and them demand more help

5.) You're new to school and super angsty, and the guidance counselor  corners you at the end of the day and asks "how you feel." Your response?

a.) "I feel great, thanks for asking!"
b.) "Terrible. I got a paper cut, someone said my jeans were out of style, a teacher refused my right as a student access to a pencil, and now I'm late for my bus. Ahem. Nudge. Wink. Cough, cough!"
c.) Glare, shrug, narrow your eyes, and then tell her to f**k off.
d.) Flip her the bird, smile kindly, say another swear, give her a high five, and proceed to walk down the hall.

How'd you score? Check back for answers soon!