Monday, November 17, 2014

PATHETICNESS: PART I

So as some people might know, the Sims is extremely addicting. It's stupid, mindless, and way too much fun. Anyhow, last night after my Sim fulfilled her lifetime wish and moved, she went to see her romantic interest, Matthew Hamming, and found out he was dead.

I don't have the words to describe how idiotic I feel writing this, but you know what, don't judge. As I was saying, she got the 'Heart Broken' moodlet and for TWO DAYS (which, in the Sims, is an extremely long time) she cried. She cried and cried and cried and cried. Now I got very attached to her (again, I feel like a moron) and so seeing her crying so uncontrollably was...upsetting, to say the least.

I'm ashamed to say it, but I cried, too. He died of dehydration. Wouldn't you get some warning? Like your body says, "HEY!! I'M THIRSTY!! DRINK SOMETHING!"

Then she went to the cemetery and mourned his death for FREAKING TEN MINUTES. TEN MINUTES!! And all the while, tears were streaming down my own face.

Oh my God. I need a life.

Urgently.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

The Best Dumb Criminal Story Ever

So there was this guy, a drug dealer, in Connecticut. He was on trial, and they wanted him to do a urine sample, see if he was using the drugs he was selling. Obviously he was, so he had his wife do the urine sample for him. It came back clean. They said, "Congratulations! You're not doing drugs, but you are pregnant!"