3:30 a.m.: TRYING to work on formula for velocity of a spaceship catapulting in space, but Leonard is the loudest snorer I have ever heard. Seriously, he sounds like a bulldozer...
3:33 a.m.: Went into Leonard's room. Shook him awake and told him to stop snoring. He had the nerve to flip me off!! Like it's MY fault he snores so loudly he could wake an astronaut in space?
4:57 a.m.: Think I've finally found the correct equation! It'll show Howard..."I'm so cool because I went into space!" Oh, yeah? We'll see about that, Wallowitz...
6:28 a.m.: Leonard FINALLY stopped snoring, but now he's mumbling nonsense and keeps saying "Sheldon is annoying." I can't imagine why. I mean, me?! ANNOYING?!?
8:15 a.m.: Leonard wanted me to talk to Penny to see if she's actually dating someone else. I told him it wouldn't surprise me, given Penny's...spontaneous nature, but he slapped me. If Leonard were a girl, he would so be having that time of the month. It is not even funny...
12:46 p.m.: Amy came over today. She knocked on the door in this really annoying way. "KNOCK-KNOCK, SHELDON. KNOCK-KNOCK, SHELDON. KNOCK-KNOCK SHELDON." Reminds me of something else, but I can't exactly place it...
2:09 p.m.: Raj tried to lecture me on the 'well-known fact' that Batman would beat Flash in a fight any day of the week. I said it wasn't true. Obviously Flash would beat Batman--except on Fridays. That's his day off, you know.
3:24 p.m.: I really have to start bringing my own lunch to work. The MUSH they call food is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. This cafeteria is NOT up-to-date on its cleanliness. I think I saw a cockroach hiding under the soda machine...
5:41 p.m.: Amy came into my lab today. Tried to set up a date for us in the evening. I told her I was working on something VERY IMPORTANT, but apparently she didn't care, because she kept on badgering me. Women are so strange!
8:25 p.m.: Dreaming of the all-new PS5. Can't wait for BlackOps4. I'll have to avoid Amy; she's very insistent we spend time together 'as a couple'. Who knew relationships could be so much work?
9:51 p.m.: Leonard brought me a Batman cookie jar! I told him I was sorry for every bad thing I'd ever said. He asked me if I meant it. I thought about it and realized I didn't. Who knew?
11:00 p.m.: Finishing up Star Trek. Also trying to teach myself to speak Klingon...not working so well...
1:17 a.m.: Trying to get some sleep. Even geniuses need time to recharge their mental capacity! Unfortunately, Leonard is snoring even MORE loudly! (I didn't know such a thing was even possible!!) Maybe I should make some tea...
2:37 a.m.: Made some tea, but didn't want to drink it, so--because I don't waste perfectly-good tea--I splashed my tea on Leonard to make him stop snoring like a freight train. He woke up, tried to strangle me, swore at me in German (I think, he sounded very angry) and then went back to sleep and presumed snoring. I think I should change the Roommate Agreement to have a rule that states the roommate cannot, under any circumstances, snore. Only problem is how to reinforce it. I'm a genius. This'll be easy!!
3:19 a.m.: It's not. I bet Leonard's snoring dissolved some of my brainpower! I will annihilate him!!!
4:51 a.m.: Zzzzzzzzzzz....
